On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two Mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my trued love gave to me
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two Mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my trued love gave to me
Seven silver handcuffs
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two Mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight scented candles
Seven silver handcuffs
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine bathtub inches
Eight scented candlesSeven silver handcuffs
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten minutes in the shower
Nine bathtub inches
Eight scented candles
Seven silver handcuffs
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven candy kisses
Ten minutes in the shower
Nine bathtub inches
Eight scented candles
Seven silver handcuffs
Six hours of massage
Five gold cock rings
Four flavored condoms
Three big burritos
Two mars lights flashing
And a big kiss under the tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A great time under the tree
And if you want you know
What I gave him
You’ll just have to wait and see